Meet the Schmooze, the mouthy little homunculus that would like to have a word, (or two or three or four -- don’t get him started!) with you. With his gift for gab and fingers that grab, he’ll snake his way into your heart, and good luck getting him out.

The Schmooze is a true original, and was conceived as the “mouth” in a series of facial feature homunculi, cousin to Mr. Peepers (the eyes), the Schnoz (the nose), and the Wingnut (the ears), sold separately and coming soon.  

At his widest, from front to back, the Schmooze measures 5 inches long, 4.5 inches wide, and just over 3.5 inches tall.  He is cast in high-quality resin and meticulously hand-painted to creepy perfection.